Yearbook

Fall LARD Sale

Food and Sales

by Kenny Kim (Dec 15, 2011)

There are two things that make waking up before dawn bearable. First, I get to hang out with my lardies. Second, those who do arrive are always treated to some good eats. K-dub brought chiken tortilla soup, a little spicy, a lot of yummy. Paul brought his vat of congee with all the fixins. I brough my homemade waffle batter to make chocolate pecan wheat waffles with whipped cream and syrup. Mmmm. Lori brought some dee-lish cupcakes, and the food just kept coming all day.

Our yardsales are an integral part of our fundraising efforts and selling merchandise can be a tad dry, so we always liven it up LARD style. Random crazy things happen. Jeannie had some random hair pieces that I decided just had to be added to my "beard" to pose with a sword a la captain morgan.

There was also a time when Southpark was still new to people and everyone found it very cute that they always killed Kenny so what happens? I receive a non-ending stream of oh my god, they killed kenny products. One such object was a doll with a detachable head that Scott thwacked into the next yard. We were visited by ninjas. Found a Noel's doppleganger posing for a product and even put together our very own xmas tree. Why would you not want to be a part of our next yard sale?